Let's all be honest, some songs, movies, paintings and even jokes are so bad they're good. Here are 10 "cult classic" jokes you won't be able to hate:


  • What does an astronaut put on his toast?

    Space Jam!

  • Why did the bridge go to the hospital?

    It was run over by cars.

  • Patient: Doc, I feel like a pair of curtains!

    Doctor: Well, pull yourself together.

  • Patient: Doc, I feel like a needle

    Doctor: Hmmm... I see your point.

  • Patient: Doc, everyone says I'm weird because I like sausages.

    Doctor: Don't worry, that's not weird. I, too, love sausagues.

    Patient: Really, Want to see my collection?

  • What do you call a fish with no eyes?


  • What do you call a cow with only three legs?

    Lean Beef

    What about a cow with no legs? Ground beef.

    (and a cow with only two legs? YOUR MOM!)

  • What do you call a dinosaur with no eyes?


  • I entered a pun contest. I entered ten figuring at least one would win...

    ...but no pun in ten did.

  • I know someone who talks like an owl.