REMEMBER: with great pick-up line power comes great responsibility!

 

Once you get shot by cupid, the rest look just stupid!

I bought you 12 roses for Valentine's Day - 11 real and 1 fake. I will love you until all of them die and wilt away.

 

You break my heart into 15 unique, chewable pieces... just like a Whitman's Sampler.
Can I have a kiss on the cheek? I want to be able to say a gorgeous girl kissed me on Valentine's Day.

 

Do you like cats? Because I'd like you to take meowt for Valentine's Day.

 

"Hi, do you like this band? I SAID, HI DO YOU LIKE THIS BAND?!?"

 

"Excuse me, do you have a mobile phone I can use? I told my Mom I’d call her when I fell in love!!!"

 

"My name isn't Fred Flintstone, but I can sure make your Bedrock" (ok that’s a terrible line)

 

Wanna go on an ate and be my alentine? Don't worry I'll give you the VD later.

Tap her on the shoulder: “Excuse me, you just dropped something — my jaw.”