Need a cheap laugh? Here ya go!  :-D

 

1. What's a foot long, made of leather and sounds like a sneeze? A shoe

2. Whats the difference between a hippo and a zippo? A: Ones heavy and ones a little lighter.

3. Did you hear about the new corduroy pillows? They're making headlines everywhere!

4. Why do you never see elephants hiding in trees? Because they're really good at it.

5. Why was the ant confused? Because all his uncles were ants.

6. Why do chicken coops have two doors? Because if they had four doors they'd be chicken sedans.

7. What do u call a Russian tree? Dimitree

8. Why was the broom late for work? It over swept.

9. Two fish are in a tank. One turns to the other and says, "How do you drive this thing?"

10. What's Forrest Gumps password? 1forrest1