Meteorologists don't know the identify of the chalky substance falling on the Mid Columbia Feb. 6. Here are the five DUMBEST theories I've heard:

  • 1

    It's guerilla marketing for "50 Shades of Grey"

  • 2

    It's a conspiracy orchestrated by local car washes!

  • 3

    It's from Mt. Rainier exploding

  • 4

    It's from a dust storm

    Yeah, because we all remember the dust storm we just had, right?

  • 5

    It's the end of the world

    Or at least a huge explosion!