A video of an attractive woman walking around New York City and getting catcalled 100+ times is making headlines (see below for video). I can totally relate. I get harassed by women ALL THE TIME! It happened twice last night! My grandma used to say, "You'll be so handsome you'll be beating girls back with a stick!" Little did I know how right she'd be. Below are my favorite sticks for defending myself against unwelcome advances. These are for personal defense only.

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    Ski poles

    Con: they're too poky. I don't want to stab anyone.

    Pro: they've got safety straps and contour handles so you can get a good grip.

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    Hiking stick

    Pros: Light weight, long reach.

    Cons: Too light weight and not fashionable.

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  • 3

    Stability Cane

    Pros: huge piece at the bottom works as both a shield and a club.

    Cons: heavy, cumbersome and only used by 90 year olds.

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    Victorian Gentleman's Cane

    Pros: fashionable and easy to swing.

    Cons: you could really hurt someone.

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    Bamboo Cane

    Pros: goes with any outfit. Just sounds fun. Strong, rigid, yet light weight.

    Cons: not durable, easy to break.

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