Humans have landed on the moon, harnessed the power of the atom, and now we can hide the smell of our own farts with this new product called the Flatulence Deodorizer! Why someone didn't invent this before now is beyond me!

You can buy them from multiple places for around $30 for a pack of 10 pads that stick to the inside of your underwear.

Here is the basic description:

The Flatulence Deodorizer - Disposable is an activated charcoal cloth pad that is worn taped inside the underwear next to the buttocks. The wearer is virtually unaware of its presence because it is thin and comfortable inside the undergarment. The activated carbon cloth pad is disposable so you can throw it away after use. Use the Flatulence Deodorizer every day or as needed. Can be used with panty's, briefs and panty hose. The Flatulence Deodorizer will not be affective with boxer type underwear. Do not use your toilet for disposal. For external use only. End your fear and embarrassment when in public with Flat-D Flatulence Deodorizer.

When intestinal gas is expelled the flatulence filter pad absorbs the gas odor normally associated with the gassy discharge or flatus. Those with digestive disorders such as IBS, Irritable Bowel Syndrome, Lactose Intolerance, Diabetes, spastic colon, Crohn's, Colitis, Celiac, menstrual odors, diverticulitis, will regain confidence, end embarrassment, live life again, and enjoy freedom with this inconspicuous pad. No more smelly episodes, horrible flatulance odors, with these pads that are placed in your undergarment or panties. The flatulence deodorizer is like having on charcoal underwear and will eliminate your gas odors. There is no cure for flatulence but this is a simple solution for absorbing odor at the source.

Instructions:

* Attach double sided tape to one side of disposable pad.
* Use other side of double sided tape to secure to your underwear.
* Insert pad with narrow side facing front.

Features

  • Helps to control odors.
  • Unisex.
  • Lightweight, cost effective and comfortable.
  • 7 1/2" Length.
  • 4"Width (widest part).
  • 2 1/2" Width (narrow part).
  • 10 pads in a package includes 10 pieces of tape and full instructions.