Most performers give you time to buy tickets for their show. They announce a tour,  give you dates, and then in a short while tickets go in sale. But why do all that when you can just surprise the heck out of them and give then no time to prepare! It was announced that Dave Chapelle will be doing three nights of shows at the Aladdin Theater in Portland next week; March 15-17!! And guess what? Tickets go on sale TODAY March 15, at 5pm.

So you have by that time to get your money situated and make sure you're online at EXACTLY 5pm, because they're for sure going to sell out!  Darn it, Dave! Why can't you give us more warning!? Oh well,  I guess if you were like everyone else you wouldn't be you.

If you get tickets, let me know! Good luck!