I'm going to confess something I probably shouldn't. But for the sake of discussion, I'm going to throw it out there: I was really worried about Samantha K. Noethe... until I saw her neck tattoo, and then it turned into just another "crime story."
It's terrible! I know, I know!
But when someone has a neck tattoo they lose all credibility with me.

Whenever I see someone with a neck tattoo, I pass judgment against them. Even though I know I shouldn't, I can't help it. Neck tattoos might as well just say, "I'm shady, or at least I was when I got it."

I even know really great people with neck tattoos. If I could choose not to feel this way I would, but it's an instant reaction I have.

People considering neck tattoos, remember this: I DON'T WANT TO JUDGE YOU FOR IT, BUT MY BRAIN WILL ANY WAY.