Diane Horner made a career of "Country Dancing" instructional videos -- mostly line dancing. In beatnik terms, she's very "white" and "square." So when she decided to make a hip hop instructional video, the results are hilarious!

My favorite thing about this video is how GOOD she is! She dances as well as anyone I've ever seen. I could definitely see the moves featured being performed by background dancers in Ke$ha's "Timber" or other songs that are country and hip hop hybrids. But Diane Horner and her crew are just the WRONG people to teach you!

You'll see why: