I never really understood fetishes. For example, a foot fetish. Hey, nice foot. To me it's just a foot, although it may be a super nice one. It still won't evoke an erotic response from most folks. You know, because it's a freakin' foot. Let's move on to the very erotic doorbell. This doorbell has been touched by countless solicitors, neighbors and UPS peoples. Perhaps by licking it, you'll get a sense of each individual, and feel their being on your tongue and in your soul. Now that I think about it, it's hard to tell the difference between a doorbell fetish and a meth head. Hmmm, Let's watch...