Feeling a little guilty this morning. Yes it's true, I slept in which caused me to be late! While I was on my way to work, Aj thought it'd be a funny idea to write a list of reasons for why I'd be late and made me read those reasons on the morning show. Here's his list:

10. I didn't have money for gas because all of the pawn shops were closed.

9. I was trying to get my gun back form the police. (This only happened one time;)

8. The line was too long at MCDONALDS.

7. I was indicted for securities fraud this morning.

6. I have transient amnesia and couldn't remember my job.

5. My route to work was shut down by a Presidential motorcade.

4. My mom stole my car so I couldn't drive to work.

3. I had to go audition for American Idol.

2. Someone stole all my daffodils.

1. While rowing across the river to work, I got lost in the fog.

(Some of these are legit reasons, feel free to use them if you're ever late! They WORK!)