This is the craziest story I've read in eons. Imagine sitting at home in your cozy recliner when a naked man strolls through your front door saying, "Hi Honey." That's exactly what happened to a Pendleton, Oregon, woman last weekend. But wait, the story gets even crazier...

Do me a favor and play this song while reading the story....seriously can't stop laughing!!

The woman, Gail Wilson, was home alone on a Saturday afternoon when "Naked Guy"  Steven S. Burton, age 30, from Hermiston, Oregon, barged in saying "Hi Honey" and trying to hug Wilson (I don't know about you but I would be terrified -- Mrs. Wilson was). She was able to call 9-1-1 and when the police arrived "Naked Guy" was in the back yard and fled on foot from the Pendleton Police who chased him to a gully where "Naked Guy" jumped off a cliff and ended up hanging upside down in a tree...

(This is where I actually would have loved to been there to see this)

By the way, he had to scale a cyclone fence and the cliff bluff was around 40-50 feet high.

Rescuers and cops eventually retrieved the "Naked Guy" who may have been on drugs from the tree! He was taken to a local hospital for evaluation and then off to jail. He is being charged with burglary, harassment, disorderly conduct and resisting arrest.

Side Note: Mrs. Wilson is a former correctional officer and had a gun in her home...Lucky for "Naked Guy" she didn't use it!