OK, OK, THIS May Be the Dumbest Criminal Ever (in Pendleton)
Dustin Irons was arrested in December on charges of assault and more at a Pendleton motel. He had his day in court this week, well sort of. He saw the judge via teleconference, and apparently wasn't happy about that.
When Irons appeared before the judge... in irons (restraints), he DROPPED HIS PANTS EXPOSING HIMSELF TO THE JUDGE!
He was dragged away from the camera and instantly given 30 more days for contempt of court.
Considering he's pleading "not guilty," I'm not sure Irons understands how to convince authorities of his innocence.