This sounds like a bad cartoon stunt, but it's 100% true. An Oregon man is facing some serious trouble (and an attempted murder charge) after allegedly trying to throw his co-worker into a wood chipper. The man put the victim in a chokehold before trying to put his upper body into the chipper.

I'm honestly kinda surprised this isn't a "Florida Man" story.

The tree service worker is now facing assault and attempted murder charges.

[Source: KOMO]