Movie theater staff are pretty patient people. Considering they're mostly teenagers, and deal with some really grumpy (and messy) people sometimes, they do a great job. But there are couple things you could do or say to be immediately evicted... and one Portland woman discovered one:

According to a story shared on a social media site, during a showing of "Star Wars: The Force Awakens" a woman sat down in a crowded theater and said,

HEY EVERYONE, LOOK TO YOUR LEFT AND LOOK TO YOUR RIGHT TO SEE IF ANYONE HAS A GUN, OKAY?"

This was followed by a "weird satisfied smile."

She apparently thought she was making a joke... but people in the theater immediately reported her to staff, who immediately burst into the theater after the film started with flashlights and evicted the woman. The audience BROKE INTO APPLAUSE!

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