The Reason for Monday Night Football Sloppy Play Last Night

The first half of the second game of Monday Night Football was one of the worst and sloppiest games in NFL history. It was the Vikings taking on the 49ers in their new stadium and it should have been billed as a comedy skit. It was like a whole season of bloopers and bad play built into one half of football. As I was watching this last night with Raleigh, who is a huge 49er fan, I could only think of one reason for this horrible display of football. The answer is...

..THE SOLID BLACK UNIFORMS that the 49ers wore during the game. It was like they created an alternate reality where the normal rules of physics do not apply. Even though they ended up winning, I think even most 49er fans would want those uniforms either burned or buried. Either would be a good choice.