This is downright comical! Junk food thieves shatter the glass door of a Toppenish convenience store, and the first thing they grab? Why a case of Pepsi, of course! Oh it gets better...after you watch the video from the Toppenish Police Facebook page, read the comments and the additional photos of recovered goods posted by police. Do you know what's important in life? Variety. If you're gonna steal M&M's, then get the peanut and caramel ones, too. If you're gonna steal Cheetos, get regular AND flaming hot. Oh, and of course two kinds of Corona. But why are the Monster drinks all the same flavor? No more time for variety shopping because............COPS!