Winter is coming. If you have no idea why I just said that, you've got to start watching HBO's epic show Game of Thrones! The next season is about to premiere on April 12th, so you've got some time to catch up. While explaining the show to a newbie the other day, it occurred to me that there are no eligible bachelors in Westeros! All these men got ISSUES! So here's my breakdown of the main flaws of these medieval men. They're all pretty messed up, but hey, at least if you date a Lannister he'll pay his debts.