Worst Pick Up Lines That Just Might Work

Leah recently shared some advice about how NOT to pick up a girl in a club. We thought these hilarious pick up lines ought to be added to the list.

• Hey Baby, my love is a tidal wave and you're beach front property.
• Hey Baby, wanna make a big mistake?
• Do you know where the vet is? Because my pythons (biceps) are sick!
• Are you my appendix? Because I have a feeling in my stomach that makes me want to take you out.
• If you were a fruit you'd be a FINEapple
• If you were a vegetable you'd be a CUTEcumber
• Is your name homework? Because I'm not doing you but I really should be.
• Are you Medusa? Because I'm rock hard.
• Are you the Gulf of Mexico? Because I want to drill you and make a mess.
• Hey Baby, are you the trash? Because I want to take you out.
• There's a big sale in my bedroom right now. Clothes are 100% off!
• Are you a drill sergeant? Because you have my privates standing at attention.
• You're so beautiful you made me forget my pick up line.
• I put the STD in STUD. All I need is U.
• "Do you have any raisins?" No? "Well how about a date?"
• Can I follow you home? Cause my parents always told me to follow my dreams.
• When I was born I had 2 choices: One was to have perfect memory and the other was to have a huge member. Unfortunately I can't remember which one I chose.
• Are you my big toe? Because I would bang you against every piece of furniture in my apartment.
• Are you sure you're not a beaver cause DAMMM!