• Hey Baby, my love is a tidal wave and you're beach front property.
  • Hey Baby, wanna make a big mistake?
  • Do you know where the vet is? Because my pythons (biceps) are sick!
  • Are you my appendix? Because I have a feeling in my stomach that makes me want to take you out.
  • If you were a fruit you'd be a FINEapple
  • If you were a vegetable you'd be a CUTEcumber
  • Is your name homework? Because I'm not doing you but I really should be.
  • Are you Medusa? Because I'm rock hard.
  • Are you the Gulf of Mexico? Because I want to drill you and make a mess.
  • Hey Baby, are you the trash? Because I want to take you out.
  • There's a big sale in my bedroom right now. Clothes are 100% off!
  • Are you a drill sergeant? Because you have my privates standing at attention.
  • You're so beautiful you made me forget my pick up line.
  • I put the STD in STUD. All I need is U.
  • "Do you have any raisins?" No? "Well how about a date?"
  • Can I follow you home? Cause my parents always told me to follow my dreams.
  • When I was born I had 2 choices: One was to have perfect memory and the other was to have a huge member. Unfortunately I can't remember which one I chose.
  • Are you my big toe? Because I would bang you against every piece of furniture in my apartment.
  • Are you sure you're not a beaver cause DAMMM!