Working in bars most of my life, i have heard some lousy attempts to pick up women. How any man expects to make a good impression with some of the things they say is beyond me, but it happens. Maybe they are just looking for a type of girl that will respond to this crap. Here is a collection of some of the worst pick up lines I have ever heard.

-What's a girl like you doing in a nice place like this?
-Damnnnnnnnn girrrrrrrl, are you a fire detector? Cause you are really f%$king loud and annoying.
-You look like I could use a drink
-Are you a door to door sales person? Because I'm not interested.
 
-Girl, you're a ten....on the PH scale, 'cause you basic.
 
-Not even a sniper would take you out
 
-Has anybody ever told you how beautiful my eyes are?
 
-Your eyes are like the stars, dim and far apart.
 
-You a single mother? Wanna be?
 
-If you're still here when I get drunk, this is your lucky night.
 
-How you would you like to be incredibly disappointed later?
 
-I think you dropped something... my standards!
 
-Excuse me, does this cloth smell like chloroform to you?