Absolute Worst Ways to Pick Up Women

Working in bars most of my life, i have heard some lousy attempts to pick up women. How any man expects to make a good impression with some of the things they say is beyond me, but it happens. Maybe they are just looking for a type of girl that will respond to this crap. Here is a collection of some of the worst pick up lines I have ever heard.

-What's a girl like you doing in a nice place like this?

-Damnnnnnnnn girrrrrrrl, are you a fire detector? Cause you are really f%$king loud and annoying.

-You look like I could use a drink

-Are you a door to door sales person? Because I'm not interested.

-Girl, you're a ten....on the PH scale, 'cause you basic.

-Not even a sniper would take you out

-Has anybody ever told you how beautiful my eyes are?

-Your eyes are like the stars, dim and far apart.

-You a single mother? Wanna be?

-If you're still here when I get drunk, this is your lucky night.

-How you would you like to be incredibly disappointed later?

-I think you dropped something... my standards!